CB & Wolf: Two Foul-Mouthed Fuckers

Alright fuck-sticks, CB here with the WOLF! (UGH! You know I hate sharing the goddamn spotlight!) We're bringing this shit from across the borders... Yeah, did I mention HE totally thinks he's soooo fucking cool because he's from Canada. Shyyea right, everyone knows that Kansas is where all the real BADASSES hang out!

I found WOLF (and I totally did find him, HE did NOT find me!) through Kelly at Psycho Carnival. Kelly has a really mean looking clown guy on his blog. You should check that shit out! The WOLF would post all these ass-baggish comments that I had to follow with something WAY more witty and exciting. Hey, that's how I roll douche-bags!

Eventually I was forced to go creep HIS blog , because by God he is way too fucking awesome to grace CB's blog FIRST!!! (Oh the shame!)

And fuck me running backward- the bastard was good. I mean fuck-ing good... ALMOST as good as the Crazy Brunette. Come on, let's be realistic and just ADMIT that nobody tops CB! Are you fucking kidding?

If you attached a cock to me... I did NOT say "insert a cock" you pervy fucks... ATTACH! You'd get HIM. I know right? I'd still have bigger balls than him, but we'll give him a pass on that one.

Hope you fucks are ready for a wild ride...

 

Hey fuckers it's The Wolf, now CB might complain because were sharing the spotlight on this blog..............well too fucking bad, suck it up princess and make me a sandwich, extra mayo, and one fucking pickle please. I am Canadian after all and we tend to use manners, were also bigger and on top so technically if this was prison you'd be my bitch.

I honestly can't remember who checked out who's blog first so I'll go with what CB said. What I do know is that we found each other through Kelly's blog (Psycho Carnival) and it was her genius idea to collaborate and create this blog.

When I went to CB's blog for the first time I wasn't sure what to expect, until I started reading. Immediately one word came to mind.....DAMM, then I stopped looking at her pic and actually read the text below, and it's fucking outstanding. This is one CRAZY FUCKING CHICK, and was immediately hooked on her wild antics and no holds barred outlook. This chick is one ballsy bitch who isn't scared to leave you in a puddle of you're own urine while you hide under a table waiting for the bad girl to stop. Needless to say her blog is fucking good, ALMOST AS FUCKING GOOD AS MINE........ALMOST.

As far as INSERTING.............errr I mean ATTACHING a cock and getting me, I prefer to think of it as us being two sides of the same coin. Let's face it that would be pretty fucked up if I were her with a dick, mind you I would look pretty good in a dress.

Remember kiddies to take some time and visit Kelly's blog, after all this blog wouldn't have happened otherwise, so pay you're respects.

So now that you're here let the good times roll..............THAT'S AN ORDER.